Do you guys ever make up little stories about the people in your neighborhood? Not the people who live next door or across the street, who you presumably actually know a little about — but the people you see every morning on your way to work or every now and then when you walk past the bus stop or queued up in line at Starbucks, all Lululemon’d to the nines, who you truly know nothing about except maybe that they repeatedly order an “Ummm, Hi Short Decaf Nonfat Cap,” to which you repeatedly question (internally, uh’course) Ummm, Hi WHAT’S THE FREAKING POINT?
And then you glance at that tidy little Lulu’d bum and totally get it.
Anyway. I do this on the reggie.
Short Nonfat Cap is most definitely a techie ladyboss turned jewelry party hostess and a mad collector of Southwestern pottery.
Lady Who Runs with Hair Down (seriously, you guys, it’s past her butt! why so long! why so…free?! so very intriguing!) totally loves scouting punny souvenir T’s and giving out ziploc containers of mac nut cookies every Christmas.
Starbuck’s Manager Dude is getting his Masters in Sociology and has a Stanford athlete girlfriend and a weimaraner at home.
It’s fun, right?
Until you wonder what story people are telling about you.
Babywearing Bedhead lives for second breakfast, gets all her parenting advice from Connie Britton and typically can’t bake for shit.
Oh but heeyyyyyyyy…
Happy news is that Babywearing Bedhead has gotten some help in the baking department lately — first when I gussied up the gutz to knock off Blum’s Coffee Crunch Cake; then when these fudgy numbers came to be; and now, in the form of this surprisingly simple, spectacularly breakfastable coconut bread.
This bread comes to you by way of Amy Guittard’s new Guittard Chocolate Cookbook, a veritable trove of stunning (and stunningly doable) recipes that range in chocolateyness from restrained to rampant, which might be the reason I love it so. Rather than every recipe being overtly decadent, a good number of items are decidedly simple — humble, even — this bread included.
Speaking of said bread, it’s (pardon the descriptor) moist while still possessing a cakey crumb that begs the company of your morning coffee or tea. Enticingly domed with a sharp, sugary crust. And then there’s that distinctively crispy-chewy texture that only comes from shredded coconut. (If you’ve had a Mounds Bar, you know the one…)
The chocolate here is, of course, excellent, as well — not so sweet as to overpower the tropical, almost creamy flavor of the three coconut iterations running through this loaf (butter, milk and shredded), but substantial enough that you’d miss it if it were omitted. I’d go so far as to suggest that the slight bitter edge of the chocolate actually tames the cake’s richness a bit, sharp and lingering and luring as it is.
Admittedly, the original recipe published in Amy’s book may be lighter in coconut profile as it calls for a combination of (cow’s) milk and coconut water where I’ve used all full-fat coconut milk and butter where I’ve subbed coconut oil, but I promise you the end result is irresistible — particularly for second breakfast, and even if you take no issue with dairy whatsoever. 😉
Make a loaf — or three, they’re super giftable!! — and you’ll see.
Happy weekend everyone!
- 1.5 cups all-purpose flour
- 1.5 tsp baking powder
- ½ tsp salt
- 1 cup unsweetened shredded coconut
- ⅔ cup full-fat coconut milk
- ½ cup coconut oil, melted and cooled
- ½ cup granulated sugar
- 1 large egg
- 1 tsp vanilla
- 3 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped
- 1 T raw or turbinado sugar
- Preheat oven to 350F. Grease (with coconut oil or spray) and flour a 9x5x3 loaf pan.
- In a medium bowl, combine flour, baking powder and salt.
- In a large bowl with a hand mixer, blend together melted coconut oil, granulated sugar, egg, coconut milk, vanilla and shredded coconut until well combined. Add flour mixture and mix until just combined. Fold in chocolate. Pour batter (it will be very thick) into prepared pan. Sprinkle raw sugar evenly over top of batter. Bake for 55-60 mins or until an inserted toothpick comes out clean. Allow bread to cool 15 mins in pan, then invert onto a cooling rack and cool completely.
- Wrap cooled bread tightly in plastic wrap and store at room temperature overnight or up to five days before serving. Slice and enjoy!
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That dome though. So pretty! I love coconut and chocolate together, and the fact you used coconut three ways!? MAD PROPS.
I mean…*brushes off nails*… 😉 (Thanks Erica!)
i’m loving alllll that coconut (: and happy that it’s only marginally sweetened; then it’s not like those delicious-but-shockingly-caloric-and-oversweet sbucks quick breads (i would still happily demolish a slice of their pumpkin bread rn though).
Um, yes, that pumpkin bread! Or their lemon loaf cake? Yeah, I could easily be persuaded to partake in a slab of that shiiiiiiii…but in the meantime, I will tell myself this is the healthier alternative. Coconut is being marketed as a superfood these days, right? 😉
Oh man. I totally do this. Also… seriously, how does anyone run with their hair down!? I’ll never understand.
Sincerely–girl who eats entire loaf of coconut chocolate bread in one sitting while sweetly telling her cat how much she loves her.
Right? How does she do it!? And it’s so, soooo long and thick and wavy — it would All Up In My Sweaty Armpits if it were me. My only thought is maybe it’s so long and thick that a pony or a braid or a bun or whathaveyou would make your head bob around in a weird way? In which case I would probably just figure that running was not meant to be…and back to the coconut bread. Hmmm, slowly becoming more convinced I should grow my hair out…
I am in love with this bread. Coconut 3 ways in here? You sold me. Beautiful pics!
Hahaha! I totally got all my parenting advice from Connie Britton by binge-watching Friday Night Lights episodes in the middle of the night while breast feeding and 7 years later its working out fine for me. 🙂
Love your photos and this bread looks wonderful. Happy Holidays!