First, a disclaimer: I am writing this in a haze of post-Daylight Saving Time exhaustion. If you have children — particularly small children on whom the concept of “sleeping in” is completely lost, you feel my pain. Add in teething and a sudden desire to skip a third nap (despite offering every indication that a third nap is, indeed, just what the doctor ordered), and you end up somewhere close to here. Welcome to my semi-functioning, yoga-pants-as-real-pants, peanut-butter-pretzels-for-breakfast-lunch-and-dinner reality.
THANK GOD FOR CARAMEL SAUCE.
Caramel sauce, I have recently discovered, can be the antidote to a myriad of woes.
I say this as if I didn’t know so already, but I think somewhere in the giving-up-of-dairy, I forgot. Those thick, lustrous ribbons of creamy amber syrup. That lingering note of nutty, candied sugar sharply complemented by mouth-watering sea salt. Just go ahead and put it on all the things. And while you’re at it, I’ll take my own personal vat, please. Maybe, like, a keg. A little mini caramel keg. You know, for emergencies.
Backed out of the garage without closing the hatch? Just add caramel!
Split the seam of your jeans while doing squats* with your little one? Just add caramel!
Buoyantly respond, “Thanks, you too!” when the Trader Joe’s checker guy comments that “she’s a cutie”?
FACE PALM MONKEY JUST ADD CARAMEL.
(Note this is the same checker I caught belting out The Freshman while stocking the sample station one slow morning, so I guess we’re even?)
I guess my point is: baby getting up with the sun? You bet your bum we’re gonna add some freaking caramel. Preferably with a hefty serving of simply poached fruit, a handful of heart-healthy nuts, and several drippy scoops of ice cream.
And then we’re gonna call it breakfast, too, because if we’ve already split our pants up the butt, why. the heck. not. And also, caramel > pb pretzels. (Actually, caramel ON pb pretzels, now there’s an idea…)
I love the combo of autumnal fruits in this decadent little getup, but it’s the cider-turned-caramel sauce that’s the real star of the show. Much like that Pumpkin Spice Caramel put those Pumpkin Pie Shakes over the top, this (similarly vegan!!) Apple Cider Caramel takes the humble poached pear right into fancy-ass dessert (errrr, breakfast…) territory. I’m particularly fond of adding crunchy whole pecans, toasty warm from the oven — and any turtle lover will tell you that caramel + pecans = total duh — but I could see hazelnuts or even pepitas being pretty tasty here, as well. Seasonally appropriate, too.
Happiest FRIDAY to you, pals!
* Picking up my keys. Ugh.
- 3-4 medium ripe but firm pears, peeled, halved and cored (see note)
- 3 cups apple cider, plus more as needed (the cloudier, the better!)
- 1 cinnamon stick
- 1 tsp (about 20) whole cloves
- 2" strip lemon peel
- ice cream, for serving (dairy-free, if you choose)
- apple cider caramel sauce (see recipe below)
- heaping handful (or two!) pecan halves
- freshly cracked black pepper
- In a small to medium saucepan, combine pears, cider, cinnamon stick, cloves and lemon peel, adding additional cider (or water) to cover fruit. Bring mixture to a boil.
- Meanwhile, cut a circle of parchment to fit your saucepan with a hole in the middle (see picture a la David Lebovitz), which helps to keep the fruit submerged while allowing steam to escape). Place parchment "lid" over pears, reduce heat, and simmer for 25-30 mins or until an inserted knife meets no resistance. Remove pears with a slotted spoon and allow to cool slightly.
- While pears are cooling, toast pecans lightly in a dry skillet or in a single layer on a baking sheet in a 350F oven until nutty (nuttier?) smelling.
- Serve warm pears over vanilla ice cream (I like this as a dairy-free option) drizzled with caramel sauce and scattered with toasted pecans and a few grinds of black pepper. Enjoy!
Regarding the type of pears chosen: most recipes will recommend Bosc pears, which hold their shape nicely, while Bartlett have kind of a bad rap for falling apart. I've made this with both and didn't find the Bartlett to be exceedingly difficult or mushy. Good ol' DL isn't a fan of Anjou, so I'll take his word for it. 🙂 Regardless, the fruit should be ripe but firm, erring more to the side of underripe than overripe, if you're questioning it.
- 4 cups apple cider
- 1 can full-fat coconut milk
- ½ cup brown sugar
- ½ cup sugar
- ¼ cup coconut oil
- 1 tsp cinnamon
- ¼ tsp sea salt
- few grinds freshly cracked black pepper
- In a large saucepan, bring cider to a low boil until reduced to about ⅔ cup (about 30-35 mins).
- Add coconut milk, sugars, coconut oil, cinnamon and salt and whisk to combine. Return to a low boil and cook until sauce is dark brown, thick and syrupy and reduced by half, about 20-25 mins. Season with several grinds black pepper, to taste. (Taste carefully as sauce will be very hot!)
- Allow sauce to cool slightly before using. Stores for up to a week in the fridge.
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I can’t concentrate on much else except those amazingly beautiful caramel drips. You licked the jar right?! This stuff is GOLD – don’t tell me you you just wiped it up with a towel. 😉 So super yummy!
If we’re talking truth, there was so much finger licking after this shoot, Grace. Like, probably too much. And yes, I licked the jar. Don’t tell Chris. He uses napkins for everything like a proper gent. 🙂
these sound so cozy! and i love how you managed to 7+ cups of cider into one recipe; that takes serious talent (:
Thanks for noticing, Heather! Since we’re keeping score, 🙂 if you buy a half-gallon jug, it’s just enough to make everything in this recipe AND sip on a glass (or mug) while you wait for the caramel to reduce. Kinda perfect!
If I eat these pears and caramel sauce with, say, yogurt or oatmeal, it counts as a balanced and nourishing breakfast. Right?
I’m counting it as breakfast as written, but with yogurt or oatmeal — most definitely. 😉
That looks so freaking amazing!! I have never poached pears, but this makes me want to!
Mmmmh poached pears are sooo good. I love them with chocolate sauce, we call them Helen’s pears (don’t know why). But I adore this combination as well.
Sounds like Helen knew what was up!! 😉
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THANK GOD for caramel sauce indeed! I wanna add it to just about everything and these are so pretty, Em! Will definitely be trying them soon. Thanks for sharing!
So sweet, Amaryllis. And I HAVE bee adding it to everything. (It started with my morning latte, but now I’m dunking apple slices and cookies and tortilla chips and it’s getting a little out of control…)
Before I say how badly, desperately, deeply I want this, can I just take a moment to tell you what a freaking hero of a mom you are? You’re amazing, Emily! Can’t imagine juggling all that plus a bag of Lana (wait…). Just needed to get that out. NOW. These pears! And yes yes YES! To apple cider caramel. Discovered it last year and am in love. Made vegan?! You’re a mad genius. YUM.
You’re the sweetest, Lily. I am 100% sure these are all first world problems of the lowest priority, and our little Lana-bug is actually quite easy to roll with all things considered. 🙂 But sometimes you just need to shovel a vat of sugary stuff in your face, and at least if that sugary stuff is also fruity stuff you can pretend it’s nourishing and lovely for your bod, right? Apple (cider caramel) bottom jeans are still a thing, yeah? Hugs! <3
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